Rhetorical Question jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!

What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)

Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?