Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Question Jokes
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good,” and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Savior?” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!” The Teacher fainted.
kiibati orojo?
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
WTF happened?
