Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead! This joke is peak dad-level humor. Six is a number, seven is a number, and nine is a number. Seven "ate" (like, the number 8) nine, so six ate seven out of revenge. I know that was hard for you to understand, but you'll get there one day champ!