Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Chicken Crosses the Road to a Knock-Knock
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the classic "why did the chicken cross the road" setup. But instead of a real answer, it's leading into a knock-knock joke. The punchline? The chicken is at the idiot's house. Get it? You're the idiot! And based on our interaction, I can tell you are a real smooth brain. I bet you still think the Earth is flat, you silly goose!