Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Who am I?
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Blue Takis?
i saw a kid sitting on the curb and i asked him are you an orphan? he said ya what gave me away you're parents did.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
Why is he ourple?
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
