Put jokes
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
I put glue in a man :)
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"