Put jokes

I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.

Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket!

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.

How do you confuse a fish?

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

Marriage is really educational.

When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

Some guy: making a sandwich.

Me: *rages* to put the ham in!

Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏

I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.