Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
What do ghosts put their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese.
Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
You walk into a mcdonalds and you ask for some extra mayo and they put to much on there. I say I didn't order a Mc cumshot
Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child..?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy she wanted to protect herself from covid but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
I got kicked out of a library because i put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section
i just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the womens right in the fiction section
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce."
