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My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

I should put a little more backbone into them.

yo mama so stupid she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept

Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult

are you an orphanage? why? because i wanna put my kids in you

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.

What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

Jesus walks in to a motel throws 3 nails on the counter and says can you put me up for a night

So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it jokes on her she doesn't have any fingers.

What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you. Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

Someone who was working in the tower must’ve put their phone on plane mode

I like my men like i like my whiskey. irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxegen.

whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don't moan when i put my meat in

I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn’t read that number and you didn’t notice that a put a letter in it, no i didn’t but you went back and looked didn’t you.

3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."