I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
What’s the difference between a Michael Jackson and a shopping bag.
Is a dangerous for kids if put on their face the other one is used to carry groceries
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
your so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the materinity ward was put on lockdown
Bro the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died and do you know the meme "No Bi***es?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
How do you turn a Chinese into a American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Your mama so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept
finish the lyrics Can I put my
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.
THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school
Guys don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
Why is women like KFC after u finish with the thigh and the breasts all u have left us the greasy box to put your bone in
How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
How do you piss off a disabled person -you put the cookie on the other shoulder
