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Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.