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Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

I'll put white in your smile.

Why do cops never put orphans in jail?

Because they aren't wanted.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

I got fired for not doing enough work.

Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.

Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D