Put jokes

Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.

Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

I got fired for not doing enough work.

Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.