Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Put Jokes
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
