why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Y'all are so rude on here- If you don't like what I put on MY profile you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!!
omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn't put my finger on it.
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box. You put a can of beans in there.
how do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box. you run pass with a can opener.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under
*that is how deep they put the coffin...*
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme. When he got back to put the thyme away he relized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing it was just a big waste of your thyme.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock but he put Miguel Roberts as the name
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3
My phone is just like the twin towers they got put in air plane mode
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair? You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks
I made a website for orphans but it wouldn’t let me put a home page
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head ?!
Answer: Putin Putout !!!
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
