your mama's so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your so skinny that when your driving you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
yo mama sofat they faked covid 19 just to put a mask on her
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said "My time to shine."
i really wasnt planning on going for a run today, but damn those cops came put of nowhere’s
Women are like marshmallows because they are white,squashy and we put our sticks inside u
Your mama so fat when she put a leg in the car da wheels deflated
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
how do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? just say " blondes are (duh)mb
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket. I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
I put the D in Children
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
Did you hear about the restaurant there putting on the moon Good food but no atmosphere
I was joking about self harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out, I couldn't even laugh. When we were at the self checkout she started scanning my arms, I asked her what she was doing she said, ̈Trying to see if it beeps, ya think id get it to work if I scanned your thighs? ̈ I said, ̈Nah bro you'd overload the system if you put it there. ̈
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike. Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would out and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle. It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
