Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker.
Pussy, asshole, cunt.
Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch.
Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick.
Jesus Harold Christ!
Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt!
Old members come back, weβre bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
Dark humor is like pussy whining bitches don't get it
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
Pussys and tits have one thing in common they both made for kids but men end up licking them or suckling them
Whatβs the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
"We are Number one."
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
Shipmate: Captain, thereβs an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didnβt raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
