Sex is like show and tell, you show your pussy and dick and then you tell each other how you feel
Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started! Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!
what do gay girls order in a bar
pussy juice
Once a man goes to a restaurant.then, he was waiting until the waitress comes & tells him that they don't have food. he was grumpy but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped then she say to him:"good meal".
Old members come back, weβre bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
If your a simp, just remember, it means Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.
Trump like to grab em by the pussy putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands
A young woman goes for for her first gynecological exam and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute. The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful Vaginas heβs ever seen and he has seen Lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes num num num num num!!!
As a brother I'm have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that's is going around and those symptoms is that she has big titties, sweat pussy, and a great personality.
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
Pussys and tits have one thing in common they both made for kids but men end up licking them or suckling them
Dark humor is like pussy whining bitches don't get it
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room? Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy
Yo little sister pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker Pussy, asshole, cunt Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick Jesus Harold Christ Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt
Where do gorillas get all the pussy from? The strip club which is called poker kong night.
Kenny is a comfort snacker. Every time he's stressed he eats his mom's pussy.
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?.... A woman!
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old, that my pussy is haunted".
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches , Iβm gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish !
Then there is a bear , he thinks if that fly drops six inches , that fish jumps up - Iβm gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish !
This huntsman also thinks to him self π§ if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps up , bear runs out eats the fish . Iβm gonna shoot that fucking bear .
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse , who also thinks to him self π§ if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps , bear runs , huntsman shoots ,
Heβs bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket !!!!
Iβm gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile ..,
thereβs This cat !!!β He sees whatβs going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings ...
Anyway bang π₯ the fly drops six inches . Fish jumps up . Bear grabs the fish . Huntsman shoots the fucking bear ,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE !!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat Slips over him ( stacks it ) cat falls in the river ...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS .............
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet )
WALLOP ... try remembering all that in A pub pissed . Xx
