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    • My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."

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    • Pussy memes

    Question

    • What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

    Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

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    • God

    • Why did God create women with pussies?

    Because:

    1. Of course, God is a man.

    2. Of course, he isn't gay.

    3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!

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    • Oyster

    • What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?

    Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.

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    • Rooster

    • One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

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    • Human

    • Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.

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    • Girlfriend

    • Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"

    The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

    A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"

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    • Lesbian

    • If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

    They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

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    • Time

    • One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."

    Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."

    Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."

    So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."

    And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."

    Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."

    I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.

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