Pussy jokes

Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

"We are Number one."

The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.

Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!

The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"

I love pussy.

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.

My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."

Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!

Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?

CAT!

My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.

Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.

Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?

Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.

Pussy, no pussy.

Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.

Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."

Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."

Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."

Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"

Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"

Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."

Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."

Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."

Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"

Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."

Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦

Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.

My friend: Why?

Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.

My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."