Pussy jokes
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!