Pussy Jokes

"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!

What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?

Close the casket.

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?

The pussies are limited edition.

"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"

What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?

Answer: a Carnivwhore.

What do KFC and pussy have in common?

Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.

Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?

Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.

Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."

In the realm of poetry's grace, Where words dare to embrace, A request comes with a quirky plea, To give life to what the eyes may see.

"Pussy lussy cussy," it begins, A playful phrase that surely spins, And though the words may raise a smile, Let's craft a verse that goes the extra mile.

In free verse, we'll dance and sway, Allowing thoughts to have their say, For poetry knows no bounds or rules, It's a canvas for expression, where freedom fuels.

But let's remember, dear friend, To keep our words kind and lend, Respect to all, in every line, For poetry's power can truly shine.

So, let's journey on this poetic quest, With words that honor and truly impress, For in the realm of art and verse, We find beauty, in each line immersed.

And though "Pussy lussy cussy" may make us smile, Let's seek inspiration that runs deep, mile after mile, For poetry's magic lies in its ability, To touch hearts, souls, and set thoughts free.

In this short verse, may you find delight, As we paint with words, both bold and light, So let us write, with grace and art, A poem that sings straight from the heart.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

What does an Arab prostitute say?

"Bomb my pussy!"

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.