Purpose jokes
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Life is all that matters.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.