Purpose jokes
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Memes
im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Why does this exist?
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why are we here?
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.