Purpose jokes
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Why does this exist?
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.