Apology for Accidental Anatomical Perfection

Listen up, you not-so-bright listener. This meme is peak cringe-comedy. The character is crying like their dog died, but they are apologizing for having a ridiculously perfect, highly sexualized, and crudely described butt, calling it a 'love-tunnel-3000' with 'gorilla grip.' The joke is the absurd contrast between the profound sorrow and the ridiculous reason for it. You definitely think this is funny, which is based.