What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of...
What did the salad say to pineapple
Lettuce be friends
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Wich bees produce milk?
Boobies
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Whats Gru's favourite Beyoncé lyric. Who run the world ... Gorls.
Why did the pen stop writing? CAUSE THE PEN WASNT VERY DEPENDABLE
Why does Sans like puns so much, probably because he finds them humourus
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Why did the car key never fit in? He was too door key.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
