when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
Person: I broke my arm in three places
Doctor: well don’t go to those three places then.
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street
Son : "Dad, Are we pyromaniacs ?" Dad : "Yes, we arson
What did the suicidal leperchaun say Irish i was dead
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.
Why do nuns walk in groups?. So one “ nun” can keep an eye on the other “ nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting “ nun”.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.
Is it incent if it’s out the open
Or is it...outcent
Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board
Others: r
Rrrr you would think so but it be the C
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards? Yeah, they're pretty holey.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day, tell you what, they saw me coming.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
What do you call a dead parrot ? Polygon
