Calendar

Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.

Lady: What did you do?

Man: I took a day off...

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  • Cheetah

    Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!

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  • Man

    A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"

    Lyric

    What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."

    Pen

    Why did the pen stop writing?

    'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.

    Sans

    Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.

    Case

    What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.