My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
Puns
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He went to his brother, who was playing with a Superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered "SUPERMAN!!!". Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said, "in the Barbie Dream House!" Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said, "Olé Olé Olé!!!". The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!", the teacher boomed. "Superman", the boy replied. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!", the teacher continued. "In the Barbie Dream House" "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!" "OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!", the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
Flat Earthers
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
