I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
What did the green light say to the red light - don't look I'm changing
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Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell Shocked
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender
I used to have a fear of hurdles
But I got over it
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The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans
