Light

What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!

Eye

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

Friend

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

Dwarf

I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."

Then which one are you?

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  • Astronaut

    I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

    Mistake

    I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.

    Math

    Dear math,

    Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

    Thanks.

    Pencil

    Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.