Puns
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Eggshausted.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!