Puns
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Yesnt.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!