How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
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At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Wanna hear a joke about paper, Never mind, its tearable.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
Who’s the roundest night at king arthurs round table?
Circumference
Everything is made in China, except babies... they are made in Vachina.
Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
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A flat miner.
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A bad track record
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Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
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I found a lot of matches
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if you try to fail and you succeed which one did you do
why did the cookie go to the hospital because it felt crummy
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”
Why didn't the drummer play? ....... because he got a percussion.
