Bigfoot

How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

Baby

Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.

Dairy

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!

Piano

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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  • Kidnapping

    I heard there was a kidnapping.

    Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.

    It was his father's friend who was a priest.

    He was just bringing him to church.

    Fly

    Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”