Trust

Stone pig

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

1

Doctor

Anonymous

I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.

Star

Anonymous

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

6

Boomerang

John Doe

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

0

Animal

Anonymous

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!

2

Religion

Anonymous

How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.

5

Light

Light

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Game

video games

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Believing

Anonymous

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Lawyer

Anonymous

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

4

Nobody

Anonymous

What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.

9

Hit

Anonymous

I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Personal

Pun mastah

how does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

Wood

Anonymous

If trees could kill you, they wood.

6

Remembering

Anonymous

I have a fear of speed bumps

But i am slowly getting over it

0

Restaurant

Scarab

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve

3

Invention

Anonymous

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!

4

Fire

Anonymous

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere

Breath

*cough cough*

What did the lungs say to the cigar?? 'You take my breath away...'

Cold

Joker

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees