Puns
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
weixian
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.