What do you call a spice with a PHD
Dr. Pepper
what room does a ghost not want to be in?
the living room
Sir, I mustache you a question... Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a house with dog hair? A shed
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked
I would tell you a recycling joke
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What is common in my AirPods and Titanic..... They sync properly ....
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
I am a big fan of whiteboards I find them quite re-markable
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says ̈I want h20” the other said ̈ I want h20 too ̈ The second scientist died.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus? The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
