Anonymous

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

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K/\NE

Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy

Anonymous

why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Green KaZoo

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

Anonymous

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing

Gwen

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!

Anonymous

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Anonymous

i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

Anonymous😅🤣😂

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts

Anonymous

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

Anonymous

your mom

if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

Self-made man

I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

Doctor Dan

“Doctor, I’m shrinking!” “Well, you’ll just have to be a little patient.”

Robert G

Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl? I’d really like to meter

Anonymous
in Music

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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Fábio Ferreira

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

  • Carlos.
Derplaney

One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said “I dont know it all happed to fast”!

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Anonymous

What do you call a spice with a PHD

Dr. Pepper