Overwatch_Gamer321

When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”

He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”

Overwatch_Gamer321

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

Anonymous

What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.

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Anonymous

There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.

Drinking

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?

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Anonymous

Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.

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Anonymous

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.

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Anonymous
in Animal

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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Overwatch_Gamer321

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

Anonymous

An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

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Anonymous

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

Anonymous

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!

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Scarab

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve

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Light

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Anonymous

Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands

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Anonymous

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

N

Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

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Pun mastah

how does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

Anonymous
in Grammar

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…

It was tense.

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A sentient keyboard

When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’