The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. – What a waste of thyme.
If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.