Anonymous

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

6
Anonymous

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

5
Overwatch_Gamer321

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

1
Anonymous

What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree

2
Anonymos

Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

Stone pig

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

0
Anonymous
in Animal

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

0
Butters Stotch

I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

3
Overwatch_Gamer321

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

TheEll_XXCroz (sub me!)

Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

2
Kenny E

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

4
Anonymous

If trees could kill you, they wood.

6
Anonymous

New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk

Something Else

What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

Anonymous
in Doctor

Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.

Anonymous

My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet

Anonymous

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.

3
Wat

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D

Overwatch_Gamer321

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.