What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
What do you call a Russian tree?
Why do bees have sticky hair
They always use honeycombs
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.