Jeffy: I need a new butt, my old one has a crack in it.
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I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors ,witch door should you pick. The seventh door
“What time is it?”
“Daytime.”
MAGGOT.
Q?: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election? A: He didnt get the votes he was oaking for, Because he was not the popular vote.
Jokes are rathr funny
When my friend eats a mint, I say hey is it mint to be sweet?
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good. Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 👃nose but you can't pick you're friends noses 👃 Does it cycle now? 🚲
What separates snowmen from snow-women? Snow Balls
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The location of the Dirtbag.
one volcano said " is that you cues I am hot"
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed
What is Jack Frost's favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
