Puns
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Hi, my name is Bob.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
My existence.