Puns
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Hi, my name is Bob.
Person you don't know, my name.
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.