Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
Puns
I knead bread.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
