What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
i tried to play with Rock but it was hard
one day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar,I ordered a drink,Howard told the waiter to put it on his.. BILL
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower? A shower ma! (shawarma)
are you a volcano? because you're hot and i really lava you
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
I think I gave you the corona virus because I can't stop staring a-choo
fam u weaker then a polar baerr <>
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
Cuz all the fans have left.
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Why does elephants never get rich? because they work for penuts!
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
