Puns
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
Eggshausted.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
Geology rocks!
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?