Updog jokes

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

Hey updog!

What's updog?

(Laughter)

Me: Hey Joe, updog.

Joe: What?

Me: Updog.

Joe: What's updog?

*Facepalms*

Me: Lol in the corner.

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There's nothing else that can beat up dog.

What's up, dog?

Just my depression!