Updog jokes

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

Me: Hey Joe, updog.

Joe: What?

Me: Updog.

Joe: What's updog?

*Facepalms*

Me: Lol in the corner.

Hey updog!

What's updog?

(Laughter)

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

Two men are walking down the street and see a dog licking its balls. One man says, "I wish I could do that." The other one says, "You can probably just pet him."

Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?

It had a ruff night. 😂

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.