Updog jokes
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.