Puns
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Maggot.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Jokes are rather funny.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.