A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
why cant dinosaurs talk?
cause there dead
are you peeling well
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because their shellfish
what did the substrate say to the active site? cmon baby we fit together open my door lock to fkn key
what do you call frozen web
a web cicle
the DNA told the taylor that he couldnt find his genes
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but someone bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Hey guess what I got for my birthday. No what did you get? Older
I need to go to the tailor or so it seams
I carried a magnet, then people found me very ATTACTING.
i searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting
knock knock who's there olive olive who I love you
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
