Puns

Why do people laugh at mountains?

Because they're HILLarious!

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?

He found that he had a piece in his sole!

What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!

Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!

You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.

What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!

Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

Yeet.

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

How do you eat a meat?

You steak it in your mouth.

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?

CORE-ean

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!