Puns
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
Yeet.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Yesnt.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.