Puns
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
Get confused with Confucius!
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
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Hi, my name is Bob.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!