Puns
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
The earth is not round.
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You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Yeet.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.