last night i slipped on a banana. my friend said it was appealing
id tell you a joke about infenity but im afrad it never end
Why did the first fence hated the other fence? The second fence used some of-fensive language.
my puns are Ausome, pure Gold
My friend tried to sleep on napkins. I guess that's why their called NAP-kins.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place. A bronze fish
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? they organize them
Yeoooo
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
If your cleaning a vacuum cleaner does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
You have been a bad boy so now I will have to punnish you
Why cant you play poker in the jungle, because there is too many chettahs
Hey wanna hear a construction joke? -sure Oh sorry I'm still working on it :-]
Pete: Knock Knock... Paul: Who's there? Pete: Boo... Paul: Boo who? Pete: Don't cry it was only a joke! Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
I learned that a strangler was targeting me. All I could think was “You’ve got to be choking me
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the Halibut(hell-of-it)
Sauron said ̈Eye see all. ̈
My Butterfingers slipped
I've had the best butterfingers, yesterday. - I dropped it.
