Puns
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
pussi
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Happiness.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.