Id make a joke about pizza, but its too cheesy. I know yall have too thick of a crust to get it!
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend .
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
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Petal
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am! Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
I can change a t into a p just drink it and wait a few hours
i had some puns about construction but im still workin on em
What's your favourite type of flour Don't know Mines self raising
As the car is crashed, "I see a light"
What is a wasp called... A wanabee
What step did the dna not take in his math equation? He forgot to adenine!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny? It gets PUNished
what time should you got to bed when its bedtime
Are you Fin-ished with your work?
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it write"!
Where do Santa send his childrens to study? The Elf-phabets
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
