Puns
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
Make like a drum and beat it!
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.