Puns
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Oh no!
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Scree.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.