Puns
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Oh no!
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
I went to the store, and yeah...
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.