Puns
Make like a drum and beat it!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Jake Paul's life:
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.