Puns
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Scree.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.