Puns

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Someone is adding dirt to my garden!

The plot thickens!

Need an arch? I Noah guy.

Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.

Your

G@y 👌

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"

Why can’t you run in a campground?

Because it’s past tents.

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!

I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?

Because they always get a hole in one!

What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?

A T-ex.

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.

A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.