Puns
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Fortnite Android Beta
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!