Puns

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Need an arch? I Noah guy.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?

CORE-ean

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!

A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.

Someone is adding dirt to my garden!

The plot thickens!

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.

Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?

Because they always get a hole in one!

What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?

A T-ex.

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Your

G@y 👌

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"