Puns
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Your
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!