Puns
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.