Why did the man yell at the other? to tell a pun
no, i don't want to
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
How many Thumbs down can this joke get?
joke: runescape mustard tits pamela anderson
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
i think your eggcellent
I saw a bear eating a duck.It was unBEARable.
why is 6 scared of 7, 7 8 9
seven ate nine
What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces and a dentist comes in and he's says Brace yourself!
Pineapple goes on pizza
I have a skeleTON of jokes but none of them are very humerous.
Mayo marry me?
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck
I broke my arm yesterday, my bro said it is Arm-mageddon. And I still don’t know why.
