Puns
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Your
G@y 👌
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.