What was the epileptic chef’s house special? Seizure salad.
So apparently, Hitler’s dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that’s why he’s called (Hit)ler.
We were at a restaurant today and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch. I asked, “what do they raise there? Sea horses?”
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)