I got a horse and i named it hermio-nae

Confucius say, man who bite electric wire get shocking experience.

What did the whale say? Nothing! It just wailed

I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn’t put it down!

knock knock
who’s there who who who who who i,m an owl

knock knock who’s there olive olive who I love you

What do you call a Mongolian swindler?

A Khan artist.

Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide

i searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting

I carried a magnet, then people found me very ATTACTING.

how do you call a cop

thru the phone

(my puns are bad)

Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.

I made sure it didn’t outsmart me.

you are a joke

“was lost in the woods yesterday,”

“i was in some sticky situation…”

I need to go to the tailor or so it seams

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Hey guess what I got for my birthday. No what did you get? Older

What do you call a no r-med T-rex

A T-ex

Did you hear about the man that got fired from is can job? It was soda-pressing

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but someone bigger babies are gonna need a crane.