Puns
You're overreacting.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles.
"Ah, eagles," said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
Yeah, not too bad at all, really.
Your face.