Puns

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you waiting for, just let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?

Why did the man die of the actor's performance?

The performance was unbeLIVEable!

Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"

I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.

I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.

This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.

He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"

What is Forrest Gump's password?

1forest1

My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

I went to the store, and yeah...

You: What you doing?

I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!

What do you call a hill with cows on it?

A Moo-ntain.

The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.