Puns
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
I went to the store, and yeah...
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"