What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato,
U better ketchup
me/Hey what book are you reading? him/" the twisted ones "me/ uh I guess that book is pretty TWISTED
what did the pot say to the kettle? to lick the spoon
Dome DIN JUST WANT OVER ME ANd IM TRYING TO FIGUR OWT WHAT IS IS A CAMMELS DICK
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there was two.
poopy face poopy face poopy poopy poopy face
I would of told you a Chesey pun but it was too cheasy picks up these
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with:oh de wea thats a shop its down the road
Chimmy: (smoking because of fire place)
Chimmy2: your to young to smoke
what do people say when they’re fighting, WATTTTEEERRR
You want to hear a joke? You…
black dog is gay
Whats the fastest cake? scon!
what did the pot say to the kettle? to lick the S### spoon
Let me tell you a pun. Nevermind, its tearable