Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.
i would tell you a joke about pizza but Its too cheesy
My pensil sharpener broke so now my pensil is poinless.
What is a "dad"?
What do you call a flat emo?
a cutting board
how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "well that escalated quickly..."
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up 😳😂😂😂
What does a skeleton say when it has alot of stuff?
"I have a SKELE-TON of stuff to do.
whats the difference between 5 cocks and a Joke? I can't take I joke
You mama so old. Her first christmas was the first christmas
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!!
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
what do you call a bunch of llamas? alpaca llama
What's a bulls favorite body part? an Eye-BULL!!
A guy was annoyed in a store, I walk up to him and said, whats wrong buddy? don't worry it's not like you're on a abandoned Isle!"
one day I had the munchies,so I ate a clock it was very... TIME CONSUMING
IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
How does in-mates keep in touch? They have cell phone.
Hey math: I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
