This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Puns
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
I went to the store, and yeah...
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
It's punny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
