What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato,

U better ketchup

me/Hey what book are you reading? him/" the twisted ones "me/ uh I guess that book is pretty TWISTED

what did the pot say to the kettle? to lick the spoon

Dome DIN JUST WANT OVER ME ANd IM TRYING TO FIGUR OWT WHAT IS IS A CAMMELS DICK

Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi

There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there was two.

poopy face poopy face poopy poopy poopy face

hi dad

F...

gay shit

I would of told you a Chesey pun but it was too cheasy picks up these

Someone asked me where to find de wae? I replied with:oh de wea thats a shop its down the road

Chimmy: (smoking because of fire place) Chimmy2: your to young to smoke

what do people say when they’re fighting, WATTTTEEERRR

You want to hear a joke? You…

black dog is gay

ya nan

Whats the fastest cake? scon!

what did the pot say to the kettle? to lick the S### spoon

Let me tell you a pun. Nevermind, its tearable

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