Puns
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Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
Poopy loopy.
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Gay shit.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?" "Because I was Russian!"
But why?
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.