I make science puns, but only periodically.
Puns
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
My dignity to live.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
I like whiteboards.
They're quite re-markable.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
Diarrhea.
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
I think you're eggcellent!
