Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”

Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?

Sans: Measuring your patience.

Papyrus: Grunts

I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.

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  • I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.

    If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

    I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

    What did the panther say at the poker party?

    I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

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  • I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.