No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
Puns
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
