Puns
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.