How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
Puns
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Jake Paul's life:
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
I want to die hahahahhaha.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
