what comes after 69?
mouthwash
Why did the orphan cross the road
Because there was a dad on the other side
What do a a stole and a emo have in common... They both sit still
Whats the difference between a dad and an Emo? they both dont last awhile
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Knock knock, who's their? Europe, Europe who? No i'm not
What does an elephant that doesn't matter called? An irrel-ephant ;)
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Stephanie
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
Me: you know what's the favourite slogan that Hindus likes the most? My friend: what? Me: kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.
I would make a joke about Kobe but I don't think it would fly very well
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious Him: How do you break things Me: you break things up Him: okay Me: is everything okay Him: were a twig. We’re breaking up
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
