What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
but it's pasture bed time.
My friend told me an emo joke once and I said ̈emo jokes aren ́t funny, cut it out ̈
- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
I’d tell you a Chinese joke but it’s wong
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke...
What's the difference between your mom in bed, and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter he's not coming.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Knock knock, who's their? Europe, Europe who? No i'm not
What does an elephant that doesn't matter called? An irrel-ephant ;)
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
what has two wings and an arrow the Chinese telephone wing wing arrow
What do a a stole and a emo have in common... They both sit still
what comes after 69?
mouthwash
Why did the orphan cross the road
Because there was a dad on the other side
