Punchline jokes
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What makes a joke a dad joke? I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes? They never get old.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.