Punchline jokes
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet... What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.