Punchline jokes
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.