Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
what do you call a emo with no breast, a cutting board
What's a orphans least favourite joke? Dad jokes
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter he's not coming.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
