Punchline jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.