Punchline jokes
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!