Punchline jokes

Construction

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

Dessert

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

Orphan

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Cow

I was going to tell you a cow joke...

But it's pasture bed time.

Friend

My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

Gun

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

Skeleton

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Condom

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

Ketchup

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂

Mom

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

Stick

What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...

Water

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

Baby

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter; he's not coming.