How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Whats the difference between a dad and an Emo? they both dont last awhile
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Stephanie
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious Him: How do you break things Me: you break things up Him: okay Me: is everything okay Him: were a twig. We’re breaking up
Me: you know what's the favourite slogan that Hindus likes the most? My friend: what? Me: kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I would make a joke about Kobe but I don't think it would fly very well
I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
Student: Hey! did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?; Teacher: No?; Student: all I can say about it is, Well, Well Well.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist 👹
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month. - LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
What did one nut say to the other? “Cashew later.”
