Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Why did the orphan cross the road
Because there was a dad on the other side
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
