Punchline jokes
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.