Punchline jokes
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..." The room was full of arm amputees.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.