Punchline jokes
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Umm, what joke should I make?
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.