Punchline jokes
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.