Punchline jokes
Umm, what joke should I make?
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.