*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs names
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What goes down but not up.
An emo
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Q:why was 10 afraid ? A:because he was always between 9/11
what has two wings and an arrow the Chinese telephone wing wing arrow
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
