Punchline jokes
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Umm, what joke should I make?
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.