Punchline jokes
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Umm, what joke should I make?
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!