Punchline jokes
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Umm, what joke should I make?
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.