Punchline jokes
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Umm, what joke should I make?
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.