Punchline jokes

There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?

A: They always seem to cut a little too close.

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Con...

Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus.

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.

When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.

The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.