Punchline jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus.

If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

What is an orphan's family portrait called?

A self-portrait.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

You said that you would never forget!

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

*knock knock*

Who's there!

Not Sarah.

I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

The room was full of arm amputees.

What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

Teacher: 502.

Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!

Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door

Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?

Teacher: let me guess the lion?

Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.

Teacher: WOW!

Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

Student: The gators are at the party.

Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

Teacher: She drowned?!

Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.