Punchline jokes
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.