Punchline jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Con...

Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"

Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?

A: They always seem to cut a little too close.

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus.

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.

When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.

The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.