Psychology jokes
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
Memes
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What screams I’m insecure?
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.