Psychology jokes
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What screams I’m insecure?
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...