Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
