Psychology jokes
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.