Psychology jokes
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
knew she had feelings for me lesgoooooooooooo
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"