Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
