Psychology jokes
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
knew she had feelings for me lesgoooooooooooo
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.