Psychology jokes
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
knew she had feelings for me lesgoooooooooooo
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"