How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
