A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
