"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
