How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Psychology Jokes
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
